Procrastination

Procrastination consists of this:
1. Knowing you have an assignment due tomorrow.
2. Calculating how much time you will need to complete the assignment.
3. Calculating how much sleep you will give yourself, if at all.
4. Doing all the other shit you probably did 5 minutes ago again.
5. Doing all that shit AGAIN.
6. Stopping and realizing that you should probably start your assignment (Anxiety Level 1).
7. Wonder how important this assignment really is and then checking how bad your grade will be if you do badly or if you don't do it at all.
8. Making an indication on your assignment to show that it is yours by writing a heading, writing your name, whatever.
9. Doing all that shit that you did about 10 minutes ago.
10. Look at the time and realize that you can't be shitting around. (Anxiety Level 2)
11. Start your assignment, "for real."
12. In the middle of your assignment, feel that you need to take a break to go to the bathroom.
13. Go to the bathroom.
14. Go get a snack or a drink. (non alcoholic, fools.)
15. Clean your plate/cup.
16. Do the rest of the dishes.
17. Look at the time and realize that you should really start working on your assignment
18. Work on your assignment.
19. Start watching one YouTube video.
20. Start clicking on videos in the "Related Videos" on the right side of the website.
21. Look at the time. (Anxiety Level 3)
22. Start freaking out about how much you have left to do.
23. Start putting blame on your class for being a bullshit class, put blame on your professor who you think is as dumb as a rock and a bitch for giving you all of this work.
24. Write a post on this blog :]
25. Finish your paper.
26. Sleep for 1-4 hours.
27. Go to class.
28. Come back home.
29. Start all over again on the assignment due tomorrow :D

And because I'm being obsessive compulsive:

30. The End :D