Laws of Procrastination (Dat Style)

As I sit in front of my computer contemplating on how to write one of the more abstract papers for English class, I realized that the list of procrastination already up is but only one option. Here's a more self-destructive version:

1. Get the assignment from a friend the day it's due
2. Remember to do it
3. Start by setting up the medium to do it with
4. Chill around, thinking that you're good enough to do it with one less hour
5. Repeat step 4 until you're tired
6. Get a snack, preferable the size of a meal, high in sugar, or both
7. Think that the extra food will energize you
8. Prepare caffeinated drink of choice for an extra boost
9. By the time it's 3, start the paper
10. While working as fast as possible (speed decreases in half, because 6-8 is bullshit) weigh the options between going to school and skipping it for the work in question
11. Either way, you'll be doing the homework at school anyway
12A. If you're good, you'll finish and get a B for an advanced level course that can't be bullshitted
12B. If you don't make it, either cut class and give it later or make up a story and give it in later
13. If you took route 12B, restart the process the night before it's due again

Either way, you waste food and sleep.

P.S. I know Gloria and I aren't the only interesting people out there... ~_~