Yeah, so i had this conversation on msn with a friend, and i found it so amusing that i just had to post it. It started off talking about how Leos and Aquariuses and how they're very compatible...and it led to this:
I'm AngelWings and my friend is - -
- - says:
i've seen one thing that i disagree with
"Aquarius could bring spirituality to Leo’s life."
that will never happen O_O
lol
AngelWings says:
u have brought god and faith into my life ^^
i'm going to go to church every day
- - says:
bleeeeeegh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AngelWings says:
and hate gay people and abortions and liberals
- - says:
*covers self in black makeup and worships satan*
AngelWings says:
and have glow in dark crucifixes hanging all over my room
i'm going to take off these heathen anime wallscrolls and get a big painting of jesus ^^
- - says:
lol
very nice
=P
AngelWings says:
oh oh
and i'm gonna get us matching "I <3 jesus" t-shirts
- - says:
omg
AngelWings says:
with a picture of jesus on there with thumbs up
- - says:
this joke ends now O_O
AngelWings says:
xD
- - says:
lol
AngelWings says:
and then i'm gonna change my email address to "JESUSLOVESYOU@hotmail.com"
- - says:
haha
AngelWings says:
so that everyone will be reminded that jesus loves them too whenever i sign on ^^
- - says:
the very day that happens...
AngelWings says:
and i'm gonna throw away all of my books
and fill it with bibles
but only in english
because god only loves americans
^^
- - says:
the aquarious/leo stuff becomes completely discredited
lol
well..
that's true
we do own
xD
AngelWings says:
lol
and then i'm going to thank you for going to the army because god wants the u.s. to destroy iraq in search of holy oil ^^
which we will use to light the candles upon the alters of GOD
and then the kkk will rise again ^^
*waves american flag*
^^
- - says:
lmao
cute
very cute
AngelWings says:
^.^
- - says:
y'know, i think you know more about these politics than i do
AngelWings says:
thats because god tells it to me through the bible ^^
- - says:
of course
lol
lol, i'm just like...
AngelWings says:
like the commandment that says that you should not hate your neighbor
the iraquis are hating on us because they won't give us their oil and their souls ^^
- - says:
"yeah, i'm in the army now! I'ma be a friggin' Ranger! Solid Snake, bitchessss!!"
AngelWings says:
so we're just helping them realize that god is good ^^
by killing them all ^^
- - says:
lol
omg
AngelWings says:
<3<3<3<3<3<3> love and peace for all ^^
don't hate ^^
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I read a play where a woman poisoned herself with the bible ^_^
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